Martina. teen. mystical. terribly complicated.
Self proclaimed queen of dumbness,
I aspire to reign the outer space with Florence Welch and a bunch of dwarfs.
I'm a hardcore, heavy Chuck&Blair shipper. I'm currently finding a way to live in symbiosis with my feelings overloads.
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person.
“What kind of loving person would convince you to do this to me?”
ABOUT THE MARATHON BOMB
GUYS
THE JFK LIBRARY IS ALSO ON FIRE
AND A INCENDIARY DEVICE HAS BEEN FOUND AT THE UMASS LIBRARY (X)
SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS A PLANNED ATTACK.
EVERYONE PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND PLEASE
how to give an awful handjob
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
Snippet of the new song “Over The Love” by Florence And The Machine for The Great Gatsby Soundtrack. She joins such names as Jay-Z, Beyonce and Lana Del Rey on the soundtrack.
The track seems to be inspired by the lines in The Great Gatsby about the green light at the end of the dock (“a single green light, minute and faraway, that might have been the end of a dock.”). The track seems to be have a very similar production to “Breath of Life” which FATM did for Snow White and the Huntsman.
*cries and screams*
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
MTV Cribs - well, sorta. :P
Lena Headey at the Game of Thrones Season 3 Red Carpet Premiere (3.18.13)
Game of Thrones is so close I can already taste the character death.
