one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person.
THE JFK LIBRARY IS ALSO ON FIRE
SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS A PLANNED ATTACK.
EVERYONE PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND PLEASE
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
Game of Thrones is so close I can already taste the character death.